Rainbows, catts, starrz and sparkles, oh my!!! :Þ
PLEASE SCROLL DOWN TO 'FAVOURITE LINKS' AND CLICK NEXT TO SEE THE OTHER PAGES OF THIS SITE --- ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... DON'T FORGET TO SCROLL ALL THE WAY DOWN!!! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I edited this pic myself ;) woo hoo! This property was reserved by

starrdbes
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7th Apr 1999

I'm 18 years old, from Ontario, Canada.





This site, authentically created by Starr D. Bes, is intended for those in the world who can take a joke. SO: if your funny bone is broken, do us all a favour and hit 'back' on your browser.


THIS PAGE IS ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION, UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED... :Þ


























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Starr's personal pager codes...


(I created these myself)


0= Oo 5= Ss
1= Ii 6= gG
2= Zz 7= Ll
3= Ee 8= Bb
4= Hh


letters translation dial


L8 = late *87
bizzi = I?m busy *12218
beg = please! *638
hi = hi *14
hello = hello *07734
blo = this sucks! *078 loozh= loser! *42007 single = I'm alone *376415 oh-shiz =ish! *2145*40 hole = I?m inTrouble *3704 go-2-hell =pee-off *7734*2*06 lo = it?s a secret *07 goose = kick ur ass *35006 esshole = asshole! *3704553 oz = I?m blitzd *20
hoe = you hoe! *304 loss= I lost/can?t find something! *5507



DO YOU HAVE STRESS IN YOUR FAMILY???

--10 Signs that you may have a stressed family.

1. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".

2. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.

3. The cat is on Valium.

4. People have trouble understanding your kids because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.

5. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaf.

6. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.

7. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.

8. Law enforcement officials often mediate "Family meetings".

9. You have to check your kid's Day-Timer to see if he can take out the trash.

10. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.

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Another obsesion of mine...
ANGEL FISH!
Here's me... That is me almost 3 years ago, at school actually...it's from a video camera..we were learning about editing and transfering files...bla bla bla... (communications class)

UUUUHHHH!!!
...since then I have finnished school and now I work part-time in child care, and am a college student...for ECE --YAY!
(what a good kid I am!)









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